Question: Why did Jesus take three days to rise from the dead?
Answer: Because he had a PENNDOT crew digging him up!!
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President Bush and General Rumsfeld are in a meeting. Rumsfeld tells Bush that three Brazilian soldiers have just died in Iraq. "Oh my God!!" says Bush, "three Brazilian solders!!! That's horrendous!!" He is visibly upset, holding his head in is hands and shaking it side to side. After a moment,Bush says "now tell me again; is a brazilian more than a billion?"
So Sayeth The Shack
A collection of thoughts, opinions and feelings by "The Shack" (not to be confused with "Shaq", a famous baskeball player who has a heck of a lot more money.) On any given day, "The Shack" may be angry, hateful and vengeful, or loving, forgiving and compassionate. Which will he be today?
The Shack
About Me
- The Shack
- I am a middle-age (elderly, according to my kids,) married man originally from Ohio. At times, I feel very bitter, angry and hateful. At other times, I am calm, understanding, tolerant and compassionate. The writings contained here will show both extremes and some things in between, including some funny stuff. Comments are welcome, whether you agree or disagree.
1 comment:
Good ones! Loved the one about PennDot!
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