Thursday, August 02, 2007

Joke Time

Question: Why did Jesus take three days to rise from the dead?

Answer: Because he had a PENNDOT crew digging him up!!


President Bush and General Rumsfeld are in a meeting. Rumsfeld tells Bush that three Brazilian soldiers have just died in Iraq. "Oh my God!!" says Bush, "three Brazilian solders!!! That's horrendous!!" He is visibly upset, holding his head in is hands and shaking it side to side. After a moment,Bush says "now tell me again; is a brazilian more than a billion?"

So Sayeth The Shack

1 comment:

Jeni said...

Good ones! Loved the one about PennDot!