The Girlie-Man Song

This song is done to the music of "Macho Man" by the Village People, for those of you old enough to remember that. It is dedicated to President George Bush and Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (sorry about the spelling; I'm sure it's not right).

Army...got to build my army
Army...such a thrill my army
Army...wanna join my army?
Check it out my army, army
Don't you doubt my army, army
Talkin' bout my army, army
Check it out my army

The USA don't want to be no girlie girlie man
We're gonna get those terrorists...any way we can
Shoot 'em in the mornings, go man go
Take over every country; our nukes they glow
You can best believe, we ain't no girlie man
We're gonnna get those terrorists, anyway we can

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Girlie girlie man
We don't want to be...no girlie man
Girlie girlie man
We don't want to be no girlie!!

Girlie girlie man
We don't want to be...no girlie man
Girlie girlie man
We don't want to be no girlie!!

Army, it's so hot, my army
Army, you can't top my army
Army, love to use my army
Army, don't you tease my army
Army, you'll adore my army
Army, come and join my army
Army, made by God my army
Army, it's so good my army

We're not gonna be no girlie girlie man
To live a life of freedom, we've gotta take a stand
To spread our own lifestyle and ideals
Posess the strength and confidence, that's what's real
You can best believe, we aint no girlie man
Gonna get those terrorists...any way we can

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Girlie girlie man
We don't want to be...no girlie man
Girlie girlie man
We don't want to be no girlie!!

Girlie girlie man
We don't want to be...no girlie man
Girlie girlie man
We don't want to be no girlie!!

Girlie girlie man
We don't want to be...no girlie man
Girlie girlie man
We don't want to be no girlie!!

Girlie girlie man
We don't want to be...no girlie man
Girlie girlie man
We don't want to be no girlie!! HEY!

--So Sayeth The Shack